Lambi the loud

Hi,
My name is Lambi (from lamp). No, not after my grandfather Svetlio (light), since I don’t know him, it’s because they took me out of an engine. I have preference to electro-mechanics since youth.

The first time they saw me, I was running in a neighborhood garden in one of the first snows. I couldn’t see with one of my eyes, because I defended my rights in front of someone stronger, but despite that I was very loud-mouthed. The smaller, the fluffier, the louder.

Before

After

It took them 100 hours to take me out of this engine, because I am smart. I didn’t get out when they were begging me, nor by them tempting me with biscuits, not even when they were giving me delicious food. The people who found me had to find the owner of the car, in which I was hiding, so he would open the front cover and they can take me out.

Oh how I was roaring when they caught me and they put me in the car to bring me to the doctor. I was roaring like a lion. I taught the whole ring-road to sing, and even the doctor heard me over the phone. Not that I had a certain reason, but when I saw the huge audience, I decided that now is my time to shine.

After they checked me and they ordered some medicines for me, they took me in the apartment of one female who found me. She already had a tom-cat and a cat, which seemed familiar to me. I think I’ve seen her in the same neighborhood park some time ago, but she didn’t seem that white then, and she definitely couldn’t just up and down like that. I immediately insisted to be showered, so that I can stun my new friends, not only with my divine voice, but also with my incredible lion figure. Of course, everyone admitted I am very pretty. I look like a lynx, exactly that fluffy and impressive. And almost as big!

 

Just to clarify, I am extremely serious young man. I do not agree my exquisite figure to be mauled and carried here and there like I’m whoever. I can be hugged and petted only when I want, and in exchange I make unique purring recitals. I love tasty food and I have started to cultivate a belly, as every self-respecting tom-cat should.

 

I am inclined to share my shining presence with any loyal audience, if possible with many animal types with human, feline and canine origin. As long as they behave decently, keep quiet during my performances in front of society, are available when I need exercises and play, and to commit a reasonably big part of their bed to myself.

Please call with readiness to submit autobiography to my official representatives in Bogrov.

 

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